Hi, Im Josh, DJ Juicy Ging, The Ginja Ninja, Schwiggs, Schwiggity Schwa and who knows how many other names I've acquired from my wife over the past half a decade. The infinitive imagination that she has astonishes even the most intelligent life of our organic rocket shit, I mean ship. So we have had a pretty interesting origin story that I'll catch you all up on.
I was in Cour D'Alene with some friends from Yakima, after a spring snowboarding competition in a past life. I was walking my now ghost of pitbull, Rosco around the grass so he could take a nasty steamer and we could resume the consumption of Hop Soda's while catching looks from the afraid, the interested and anyone else who glanced our way. Being said, Rosco was huge, 120# of pure lazy ass that was usually enticed with Vans skate shoes, sandwiches or a toy that resembled a cat that he was scared of. By the way, I am fully tattooed, usually look homeless and have a voice that makes babies cry, these are usually the cause of the looks.
After the dog dumper was done, we cruised back over to where my hombre's were mingling with some attractive ladies of the local area. This is where I cast an astonishing gaze on the one true love of my life, Amy.
Blonde hair, black sunglasses, yellow bikini top and a jean skirt - now remember this was the early 2000's - I stood there flabbergasted while my friend Blake introduced me. I waved enamered with her beauty and unable to create a complete sentence. Hours go by and we drink, listen to music, exchange the randomness of post teenage insecurities while trying to out cool the roaming hordes of six packed dudes with long hair and tight pants, remember, it was early 2000's.
I directly stated that day that I would marry that girl, Amy, the blonde one with the big butt.
Well I did just that, August 27th 2016.
Let us do the TimeWarp again! Flash forward to our current lives, instead of giving you the boring run down of a hopeless romantic that finally found the twin flame.
We have seen a lot together over the past 5 years of dating and marriage. I will be adding more and more content from past, current and future adventures.
Please stay tuned in and up as we Hike 100 miles, review products for whatever it is we are doing/using, our careers - which Amy is a hair wizard and I am a Lobstah Slinga' - and we will also introduce you to our four legged, fluffy, scruffy backyard confined domestic terrior-ist, Stoney.
Peace, Love and Dope....Most Dope.
